Hello. My name is Smith McNormalguy. I am just your average everyday 30-something year old guy. I have a lovely wife, two kids, a 3-bedroom house, and I like to wear jeans with dress shoes on a regular basis. I think that my shoes are very nice and sophisticated-looking, so I wear them with my jeans to balance out the sophistication and casual look.
To top that off, I wear a white undershirt underneath my purplish plaid shirt, which I purposely unbutton the top button of in order to show off my white undershirt. It shows others that I have class, and am wearing an undershirt to prevent my bare chest from showing, or to keep sweat from leaking out of my hairy armpits.
I do not know too much about computers, but I do own a Mac computer, and an iPhone, which I regularly use for my business job. I think it is the best thing ever, even though I have never tried any Windows products since the Windows 3.11, which I did not like.
I still think Apple has the best things ever, because the design of their products is so sleek and smooth-looking. It makes me feel so young and alive, as if I were 20-something.
One time, I went into an online chat room full of gamers, and told others how much I loved Apple, but was harassed by their complaints.
I cannot believe how people can choose Windows over Apple, especially when it comes to playing online games.
I just love and cherish my family. I make sure that my wife believes I am buying her real diamond jewelry for our anniversaries, even though it is really cubic zirconia. When my son Jones was going through puberty, I made sure to talk to him about everything he needed to know. I also made sure to give my daughter Mary a proper talk when she got her period as well. I made sure to tell her how she will someday grow up to become a man's loyal wife who will make sandwiches for him everyday.
The success of my children is very important to me.
That is why I insist my children read the bible everyday, so that they can win the state Bible Bee, and eventually the national Bible Bee. I think they have memorized nearly all of the passages in the bible, as well as which passages are which.
to be honest, I myself do not really remember which passages are which, but I do love the bible, which I keep in my bedroom drawer. God loves my family.
All in all, I think that I am a pretty normal and average guy. Not a single thing strange about me.
However, I do have a strong interest in reading really erotic books where aliens come to a person's house, and the person gets probed by the aliens with various instruments. I also sometimes have fantasies about being naked in a field of tall grass, where suddenly a herd of horses approach me, and take turns penetrating my anus.
Yep. I am a perfectly normal guy.
